and this is the first time I have sat down and relaxed all day.  Went to work in the morning and got home and cleaned the whole apartment up until now.  I wanted to surprise Sam. 

If I don’t get sex for this, then I don’t know what this world has come to….. Not that I was doing all of this cleaning for sex.  But I mean, I think I deserve it.

Right? 

Unless I pass out before it can even get to that point because I’m exhausted and have to wake up even earlier tomorrow for work.

Fuck.

Okay, here’s a picture.